Lyrics
The Real Slim Shady (Please Shut Up)
Note: This song is in no way affiliated with Christina
May I have your attention please,
May I have your attention please,
Will the real slim shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
Who's rhymes were a'fore
Punk kid trying to be hardcore
the Marshall Mathers is back, worse than before
Makin a snore, whinin in the microphone
It's the return of the, oh wait, no wait
You're a fool
You didn't pay money for this CD, did you?
and Dr. Dre did everything you idiot
Without a Dre's beat
You're as good as dead
The world's had enough of Eminem
Ticky Ticky
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him
look at him, walkin around
Livin off Dre,
Actin so cool, but he's really kinda weak though
Little Twit blasts me on his new CD
Why? Cuz I turned him down for a date, hehe
As for the question of who came first,
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but, this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you ever will, jerk
Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves,
You're kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver spoons
You ain't nothin but a product
Patched to be bought up
You know, a year from now you won't be thought of
So you're right about dead animals and cannibals
And someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me
That think like me
That all can see
That Slim Shady is, just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up,
Please shut up, please shut up
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up,
Please shut up, please shut up